(Source: pin-eye-woman, via bikenesmith)
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
(via bikenesmith)
(Source: jonwithabullet, via formermaleprostitute)
im gonna get kicked out of the theater at the one direction movie either for underage drinking or crying too loudly or masturbating in public
(via thatwrongthing)
im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
(via bikenesmith)
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
(via bikenesmith)
m-ve:
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
(via octagon-surgeon)
(Source: rorybbellows, via thatwrongthing)
